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Huzzah! I'm B. Welcome to the little corner of the interwebs known as my blog. Expect sarcastic remarks, overuse of adjectives, attempts at wit, thrilling tales of ineptitude, and general musings on life as I know it.

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23 August 14

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21 August 14

Context Clues.

I’m sure I pulled the weirdest face at the man on the bus who complimented me on my shoes ('Nice boots.') and the girl behind the counter at the bakery who commented on my baked goods preferences ('You like the sweet buns.').  It took me way longer than it should have to register that neither of them were, in fact, saying creepy things to me.

17 August 14

Queen B.

'B…  Every time I say your name, I think of Beyoncé.’

I obviously pointed out I’m significantly less fabulous, but that was easily the highlight of an otherwise shit week, both for dumb headspace reasons and on a wider, the world is a terrible fucking place scale.

12 August 14

"I started doing comedy because that was the only stage that I could find. It was the pure idea of being on stage. That was the only thing that interested me, along with learning the craft and working, and just being in productions with people."

Robin Williams, July 21st, 1951 - August 11th, 2014

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11 August 14
Got a good chuckle out of the birthday card a friend got for me.

Got a good chuckle out of the birthday card a friend got for me.

8 August 14

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6 August 14

Did Not Expect That.

Zen is not normally a feeling I get when I sit down for a meal like a person does, but sitting having lunch looking out over the city the other day, downwind from a not terrible busker, and blissfully alone on the terrace for at least a solid twenty minutes before the parade of obnoxious business bros stepping out to eat, was maybe the emptiest my head’s been of late, so I’m just not going to question it, because man, did it feel nice to have that holy mess die down for a bit.

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4 August 14

Right On Cue.

My brain’s busy doing the high intensity ruminating that this time of year inevitably lends itself to, which is super fun and not at all emotionally draining.  Is there an overwrite function for this?  Like, can I press the insert key or something?

2 August 14
This week in important emails.

This week in important emails.

Themed by Hunson. Originally by Josh